Ronnie/ Lex - or Chavez/Capitalist Running Dog?

Bonus points for naming Reagan's other favorite dog. If you cannot make sense of this post, you have no fucking imagination.

Wednesday's Weird Wecipe Contest. #17.

Added: Clancy, is this a Murray Cod?

Recipe starts with:

[he/she] wings your door bell and brings in [ingredients]. After the obligatory trail of clothing sequence, [he/she] lights up the kitchen with [recipe]. Have fun, fill in the blanks & we might just vote on it sometime.